Laughter jokes
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Funny.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!