Laughter jokes
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
I put the fun in funeral.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.