Knock knock. Who's there? Ididap! Ididapoo!!
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
I would tell u a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy...
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
clarissa is here is here with us
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts
Hahaha :)
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
When I get jokes. They arne f***** restarted like you
My sister
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
