Laughter jokes
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.