Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies nyahahahahahahahahaha
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo? yell ''FAMILY PICTURES!"
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
clarissa is here is here with us
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
all these jokes are all plane
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
