Laughter jokes
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.