How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.