Laughter jokes

You want to hear a joke about pizza?

Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

"This is a stand-up."

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Never mind, it’s too long.

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.

I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.

Baa- Dum- Tsss!

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."

Helen Keller walked into a bar.

Then a table.

Then a chair.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.