First Time Similarities

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought this was some kind of deep question? No, it's about your daddy showing up. It's saying that the first time you played football and the first time you had sex were both rough experiences where you got hurt. Also, your dad came. Do you get it now?