A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Scale Reading
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. You clearly don't understand jokes. This dude is tryna' suck in his gut so he can see the numbers on the scale, because he is too fat. Like you, I bet.
adam
IDK what it means
ANoNyMoUs
He's so fucking fat he needs to suck in his belly to see the numbers on the scale dumbass.
This confused kid
Bruh no swears you trying to the F word
ANoNyMoUs
I'm sorry the joke is about me which is why I was in a bad mood a year ago.