Laughter jokes
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"