Laughter jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.