Laughter jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."

Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

A baby in the microwave!

Cancer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

What did the watch say to the failing watch company?

"You better watch it!"

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”

Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

When you see a deer, what do you say?

"Oh deer!"

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don't get them!

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.