Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Me, a Chinese woman and he BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!" Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
My jokes are cancer.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
