Last jokes

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.