Last jokes
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.