Last jokes

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."