Last Jokes

the last time i ever made a joke was just now.

there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night reaction with

My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.

why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)

I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

Why cant orphans go on vacation

The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH

Ok,ok who is trying to be my "long lost brother" because last time i checked I didn't have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me

how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that's how they named c EH n EH d EH

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.