Last jokes
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
The last two presidents of the US.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.