Last jokes

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”