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Last jokes

Man

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Name

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Body

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Ball

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Word

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

Covid

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Name

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Shooting

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

Friend

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Hairline

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Cabbage

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

King

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."