Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Receding Hairline
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Explain Bear
Okay, so this joke is saying your hairline is receding faster than your parents tell you they love you. Ouch! That's gotta sting on two levels, my friend. And let's be real, most people's parents aren't exactly dropping "I love you" bombs every five minutes, are they? So, yeah, your hairline is in full retreat. Sad!