Language jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Person: Why? You: No.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?