Language jokes
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What has it?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What is Jay?
Phat.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.