Language jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Memes
Wait a damn minute
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Person: Why? You: No.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!