Language jokes
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Wait a damn minute
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Person: Why? You: No.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!