Language

Language jokes

Dad

    • Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.

    Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.

    Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

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    • Language memes

    Word

    • What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

    You really thought n****r, didn't you?

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    • Antidote

    • It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

    If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

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    • Cat

    • READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

    Bar

    • Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”

    The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”