Language jokes
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
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I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"