A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Dog Name Jokes
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.