Dog name jokes

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.