Dog name jokes

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I named my dog Chicken.

I love eating chicken.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."

I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.