Language jokes
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
We don't read backwards.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"