Language jokes
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Oral
F*ck in' the poo.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Six one.
U geiy haha lol.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!