Language jokes

The worst joke ever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

We don't read backwards.

Why don’t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

A pun enters the room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.

What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

Sum Ting Wong.

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.

This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"

"Of course," she says.

The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"

The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.