Language jokes
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
in (DYM 102).
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...