Language jokes
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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
This for you roman y e e e nt
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes? Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
"Ur Mater."
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...