Language

Language jokes

Man

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

Cat

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Fish

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Nothing, because fish can't talk.

Penis

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

Waist

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

Wood

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

Bitch

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

Moose

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Baby

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.