What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why tie when you can knot?
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Mohe?
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
"My name is Dezz."
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
