Language jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Memes
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"