Language jokes
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Dick.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.