I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Dog Named J
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, dummy. You see, the joke is that the author named their dog "J", which, when spoken, sounds like the Spanish name "Joné". You probably wouldn't get it; you have the IQ of a goldfish.
Anonymous
I didn't really like it but it was objectively pretty good.
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