Language jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What is "moo becanira?"
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What is your name?
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
BofA deez nuts!