Language jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Memes
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
BofA deez nuts!
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
What do you call a?
Like (DYM 82).
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Like (DYM 148).
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"