Language jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Memes
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
What is your name?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What time is your name from? Any time.
Cock.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why did you say not to?
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.