Language jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Mo sal. F.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
*insert pun here*
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.