Language jokes
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!π
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" π€ͺ
Memes
So true
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. π¬
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Look at my name and you'll see.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Like (DYM 82).
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What do you call a?
Whatβs the opposite of poo?
Like (DYM 148).
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Is die?
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.