How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was flaming hot wings
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players? One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
