How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
<img src="http://media.syracuse.com/news/photo/2016/08/03/boeing-c-32bjpg-ba41bd1bac5ece9c.jpg" alt="Image result for a white plane"/> i guess this is pretty plane i am sorry i am just winging it wow i guess these jokes haven't taken of Wow i just landed that one
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
what do you call a plane with no wings? Sally
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was flaming hot wings
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
