Language jokes
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Chupapi Muñañyo
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Do no doctor start with A and A+?