Language jokes

Hey updog!

What's updog?

(Laughter)

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

What color is a burp?

Burple!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

BofA deez nuts!

What do you call staring stares?

Stares.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Who do you see over there???

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

What is "moo becanira?"

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!