Language jokes
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Memes
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Chupapi Muñañyo
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.