Language jokes
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Confused unga bunga
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Chupapi Muñañyo
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.