Language jokes

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Chupapi Muñañyo

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

What color is a burp?

Burple!

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

So 666-3629, so get it?

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.