Language jokes
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Your (DYM 6).
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.