Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Verga.
JAJAJA
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
