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What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Shut the f*ck up.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.