Language jokes
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why did you say not to?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What is your name?
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.