Language jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
What is "moo becanira?"
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Memes
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Look at my name and you'll see.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Like (DYM 82).
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What do you call a?
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
BofA deez nuts!
Like (DYM 148).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"