Language jokes
Why did you say not to?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your name?
What time is your name from? Any time.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Look at my name and you'll see.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Bum.
What do you call a?
Like (DYM 148).
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
What is "moo becanira?"