Language jokes

What do you call a?

Knock knock.

Fuck you!

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

Look at my name and you'll see.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Like (DYM 82).

Like (DYM 148).

What’s the opposite of poo?

Is die?

Bum.

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

Me say, "Crack my finger."

My hubby crack my finger.

Now say it backwards.

So 666-3629, so get it?

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?