Language jokes
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. π¬
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Memes
if you get this i love you
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What is "moo becanira?"
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!π
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Look at my name and you'll see.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Is die?
Whatβs the opposite of poo?
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why did you say not to?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!