Language jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Like (DYM 148).
What do you call a?
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What is "moo becanira?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.