Language jokes
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
No way, Jose!
El, can you grab me that bow?
Memes
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
word
kskfkrke;welkt
kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.