Language jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
¿Hola, quién es?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Your AMAMA.
The best joke. (This Form)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
word
kskfkrke;welkt
kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
Flat.