Language jokes
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.