Language jokes
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Flat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Asian without "As" is just sin.