How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Ma name is Bendover.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
