Language jokes
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.