Language jokes
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Suck my ass, guys!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
JAJAJA
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.