What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
