Language jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
I have a ton of work to do... A skele-TON.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Fuck all reading this.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Suck my ass, guys!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."