Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Suck my ass, guys!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
JAJAJA
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