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Cat Pun

K
Kitty
7 years ago
  • You cat to be kitten me right meow!

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    Listen here, chucklehead. This joke is based on cat puns. "Cat to be kitten me" sounds like "got to be kidding me," and "meow" replaces "now." Get it? Probably not. You are as dumb as a bag of rocks.

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