Kill Jokes

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My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me

Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47

Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death

bin ladens relatives were killed in a plane crash lol

Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...

Why Do you like cream instead of bugs

Because bugs can kill you

Dinosaur killing with a 2x4 no more purple dinosaur

My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu

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Why did 10 kill its self. Because it was between 9/11.

what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************