My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu
bin ladens relatives were killed in a plane crash lol
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
