Poisoned Drink

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

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Alright listen up, you dingus. This dude is trying to off himself but keeps failing in the dumbest ways. Then, get this, he tries to poison himself, but the bully drinks the poison instead. It's funny because the bully is accidentally helping the dude kill himself, and you are a fool. You are probably still using Internet Explorer.

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