why did hitler kill himself? because the air was gas
my great great grandfather killed Hitler๐
never kill an orphin cuz then that will end their mizuri
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in among us
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH"
i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff
sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" ๐คฃ๐
Killing someone is better than kill yourself.
my life
kill me pls
What is the difference between the assassination of cรฉsar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah fuck this shit imma kill myself)
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose? Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Remember the big forehead kid who said โGive me a knife, Iโm going to kill myselfโ ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead
Pov. Orphans rull the world. God said I'm your dad. Then kills himself. The orphan waaaaa!
I canโt wait for collage....5min. Later, ight Iโm gonna go kill myself
i lost 10000 dollars so i killed my piggy bank so i get a real pig and money which my money is fake but the janitor said it is real so killed myself and turn to a real human.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
