If Kenny had a son we all know he would also be his brother
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.
say this out loud: alpha Kenny one
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom? A. A boner.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life. I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Kenny is a comfort snacker. Every time he's stressed he eats his mom's pussy.
Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
