Kenny jokes
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”
Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Alpha Kenny body?
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.