I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
How to kill a blond put a scratch & sniff in a pool]
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
dont do sucide that shit kills
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
So 2 kids argued and insulted each other...
KID 1: Your dad left because he didn't want you so why don't you kill yourself?
KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you.
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
pun enters the room and kills ten people.
pun in, ten dead
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch