Among us is a game (skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill every one, do this sound similar on September 11, 2001...
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
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one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
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Who is yourself and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
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We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, Iβm surprised that Abu hasnβt got killed yet.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
