Kill Jokes

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.

is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue." he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》

"Nun" kills the two guys .

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Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal

Friend: Sure

Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead

Me: Aren't you my son

Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me

Why did the mushroom kill himself

Because he had a mushy life

My peepee small

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg

why did Hitler kill people because it was funny🥵

THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people