I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, “Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me.”
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her
why would and orphan kill his family, because they weren’t there
why is Delta jealous? Because Omnicron took the final kill.
Why did hitter kill himself
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
why did 7 kill eleven. Because now 7 was even.
If you kill someone, that’s murder. If you kill a family member, that’s still murder. If you kill a child, that’s “child abuse”
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don’t kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
if 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and woman want equality than maybe they should just kill themselves
There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family