Kill

Kill jokes

Mexican

    • There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

    Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

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    • COVID-19

    • Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

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    • Kill memes

    Body

    • If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

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    • Sun

    • Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......

    Human: :D

    Sun: I want to BuRn you.........

    Human: .......

    Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....

    Human: I should be going now.

    Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!

    Human: *Screams his last sound*

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    • Murder

    • When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.

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    • Johnny

    • One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

    No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

    His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

    Train

    • Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

    Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

    Man

    • I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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    • Daughter

    • My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

    Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

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