Kill Jokes

KK

I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

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How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his whole family.

Anonymous

What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, “Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me.”

Anonymous
in Difference

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired

Kinda sus
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her

Anonymous
in Orphan

why would and orphan kill his family, because they weren’t there

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why is Delta jealous? Because Omnicron took the final kill.

Anonymous

Why did hitter kill himself

kdog
in Orphan

why did the orphan kill its self

because hes deppressed about no family

I have parents
in Orphan

Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Anonymous
in Number

why did 7 kill eleven. Because now 7 was even.

:)

If you kill someone, that’s murder. If you kill a family member, that’s still murder. If you kill a child, that’s “child abuse”

Anonymous

How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.

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Zeeshan

I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don’t kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.

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Anonymous
in Day

One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)

Anonymous

if 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and woman want equality than maybe they should just kill themselves

Anonymous
in Baby

There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”

Anonymous
in Alphabet

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family