What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
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what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
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Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
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me: brags about my 30 kill streak
the jury: O.o
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...
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When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
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My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
