What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
My friend told me to “hang on” when I told him I wanted to kill myself. Buddy I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
I told my Phsychyatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
my grandpa killed 100 german soldiers he was the worst german piolet ever
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
I will pay someone to kill me
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
