Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
i heard guns kill people, so i gave up my right to own one.
Then i heard dicks rape people, so i chopped it off.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your sibblings. (Put the knives away >:)
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
Rose are red violets are blue get in the van or I kill you
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
a byebyesexual.
