Penaldo's High-Flying Practice

The joke is based on the absurdity of a football player, Penaldo, hitting a plane with a ball while practicing his free kicks, which is a hyperbole. It plays on the image of Penaldo being so dedicated to football that he might practice even while flying.

• Plane
• Ball
• Penaldo
• Week
• Accident
• Football

• I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
• I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
• I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.” That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer. Shame on you Penaldo!
• It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!