Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Reason for Virginity
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is basically saying kids ain't losin' their v-cards 'cause their junk is too small to do the deed. Now, I know you're probably lookin' in the mirror wondering why YOU'RE still a virgin, but hey, at least you're tryin', right?