Kid jokes

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"