Kid jokes
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Like if u sleep naked
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.