Kid jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
School days
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.