Hotwheels jokes

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.