Hotwheels jokes

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."