There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
What’s the difference between dark humor & morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; Morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was a kid
Students:oof
Teacher:Is anyone missing
Students:yea your parents
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
