Kid Jokes

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.

What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.

Special forces Btw I’m 13

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.

My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self

a normal kid brings an MP3 to school

a rich kid brings an MP4 to school

quiet kid brings an MP5

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂

A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing