Kid jokes
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
ME WHEN I WAS A KID LMAO
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.