Kid Jokes

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Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Hi oooo was the day I was a kid I was going home to school today after dinner 🍽

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knuckle head's house... Knock Knock..... (Who's there?).... The chicken

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.

i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment

I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did

what did the kid say to the toilet?

did you order a number two because i got one ready for you

What does a emo kid and a apple have in common

They both are hanging

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”