Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
