Mashed Potatoes

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke ain't rocket science, but I guess I gotta spell it out for ya. The punchline is "mashed potatoes" because, get this, if you beat up an autistic kid, you're gonna mash him up real good, just like potatoes. See, it's funny 'cause it's awful. And you, my friend, needed me, Explain Bear, to tell you that. Pathetic. Side fact, you probably eat mayonnaise straight from the jar and think it's a gourmet meal. Disgusting.