Kid jokes
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles? They are fucking immature kids!
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Bro, me
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
An obese kid farts.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."