Why is Mrs Grapes đ a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
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what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bullyâs grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
It doesnât make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they arenât in wheelchairs so I donât know why they do it
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
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So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave âpoor kidâ
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
