Kid jokes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
I can smell your kids!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D