Kid jokes

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.