Kid jokes
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Memes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.