Kid jokes
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
lol
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D