When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Kid Jokes
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
