Kid jokes
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.