Kid jokes
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.