A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Uranus Joke
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The kid hears "Uranus," which sounds like "your anus." So, being the genius he is, he asks, "Where's my anus?" It's funny because he's mistaking a planet name for a body part. You probably do that all the time, don't you?
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