Kid jokes
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.