Kid jokes
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!