Kid jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Memes
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.