Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Emo Kids and Phones
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. Emo kids are known for being all gloomy and obsessed with death, right? So, the joke is that even a phone's battery would give up the ghost before they do. Get it? Of course, you do not. You probably think a balanced diet consists of a burger in each hand.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
you mean the emo kid dies before the phone