Kid jokes
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.