Kid jokes
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
lol
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."