Kid jokes
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Memes
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.