Kid jokes
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can smell your kids!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."