Kid jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.